Whenever I try to tell a story or talk about something, I’m usually too concerned with figuring out whether or not the listener is interested to focus on what I’m saying.
I get really shaky when I start to talk about deep feelings I have.
Really, it isn’t you. I’m just not in the mood for any type of interaction.
Something I thought a lot earlier in my current relationship. It seemed odd that it took adjusting to be with someone I’m obscenely compatible with.
I think the creepiest thing in the world is what society has done to the word “daddy”
i just went to a scare house with my friend and most of the time i just screamed like “fuck” or “shit” when i got scared but one time this guy came out of fucking nowhere and I screamed “WALRUS VAGINA” at the top of my lungs and the actor just lost it
“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”